Moving... bleh

On friday I'm moving from Hartford -> Bristol. Its always depressing when you leave a place for the last time. Even though my apartment was a hell hole. Now its time to pack, pack and more pack. I don't think ill bother to get a truck this time. I'll just pile it all on top of my car like this dude!

Man, if you are smart enough to get this to balence then wouldn't you be....

Selling my car

Selling my car! Goodbye VW, I won't miss you dirty piece of crap!

Craigslist Posting
Ebay Posting

OMGWTFBBMOBILE

Remember my stock? Yep still no cash in my account... :P

So, its now been 168 hours since my stock vested. I still have yet to recieve it in my E*Trade account. I still have to transfer it to my bank account. This is just stupid...

This dude uses E*Trade also

I... I can't believe he... is GONE!

Dear friends,


It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

/sob

Its a bird! Its a crane!

Our AC at work broke (which led to a HORRIBLE day until they got the AC rerouted from other parts of the building) and needed to be replaced for the 2nd time this month.

I wanted to stand directly under it, but they would probably yell at me. Even worse, I want to jump off the building top with the line tied to me and swing like Tarzan! That would get me killed/arrested/fired or some combination of those. Hopefully not killed and arrested. I wouldn't be able to bail myself out.

It's a bird! It's a crane! Oh wait, thats exactly what it is...

He should have waited until he was in the air and thrown the passanger out the fing door!

CNN story here

Slater apparently had an altercation with a passenger who retrieved a bag from the overhead bin while the plane was still taxiing, according to a source familiar with the incident.


Passengers are required to stay in their seats with their seat belts fastened until the pilot has reached the gate and gives the all-clear sign.

The source said Slater asked the passenger to sit down, but the passenger continued to remove the bag, which struck Slater in the head. Slater asked for an apology, and the passenger refused and cursed at him, the source said.

That's when Slater got on the plane's public address system. Passenger Phil Catelinet wrote on his blog that Slater said, "To the passenger who just called me a motherf-----: f--- you. I've been in this business 28 years, and I've had it."

When the plane stopped at the gate, Slater grabbed some beer from the beverage cart before deploying the emergency slide and leaving.

So, is there any way we can find the fucker who cursed this guy and beat him to death?

TO ANYONE READING: DONT BE AN ASSHOLE!

and knowing is half the battle!

WTF...

As figured the stock fell 2.5% in the first few minites of trading and its down $.50

There goes $35, thanks etrade...

2 x /Facepalm